Not Me Monday!!!!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This week I didn't do alot of things. I didn't clean all week and come home Friday to find that my house looked like it had been destroyed by 2 small children. I wasn't mad about finding my house in a mess and I didn't punish 2 small children by locking their bedroom door for the entire weekend. Those 2 small children didn't sleep on the sofa this weekend because "mean momma" wouldn't even unlock the door so that they could go to bed! I would NEVER be a "mean momma!!!" I didn't promise my husband fried chicken for Sunday dinner and then decide I just didn't feel like cooking. In turn, I also didn't go out to the deli and purchase fried chicken and pass it off as my own cooking. That is just terrible and deceitful and I would NEVER stoop so low. I didn't gladly accept my husband's offer to wash the dishes because he felt bad that I had slaved over a hot stove just for him. I also didn't tell a "little white lie" when he inquired as to why there was not a dirty frying pan included with the dishes to be washed. I certainly would not tell him that I already washed the pan and put it away to get it out of the way! I didn't pretend to be sick on Saturday so that I didn't have to go visit the in-laws and then insist that I would be OK alone and send the husband and kids to visit without me. I surely didn't get on the computer the minute he walked out of the house. AND, I didn't shut of the computer monitor and jump in the bed the second I thought I heard his car pull into the drive-way! I'm simply not that kind of girl!