I live for free therapy! Today I did not wake up to realize that we had five doctor's appointments scheduled. Yes, I said five, in just one day. This day! I did not spend the day running around like a crazy person, trying to get everyone dressed and out the door in 30 minutes. I didn't put everything off to the last minute. Nope, not me! I am not a procrastinator!
Yesterday, I did not hide dirty dishes in the oven just to keep from having to wash them. I would never dream of stashing things away out of sight! I didn't feed my kids fast food twice this weekend simply because I was too lazy and tired to cook a "real" meal. Everyone know that Happy Meals are the next best thing to home cooked cuisine! We did not add two new specialists to my ever growing list of "specialists my family has been referred to!" We are not that misfortunate or unhealthy! Last, but not least, my dryer did not catch fire on Friday with all of Delaney's clothes inside. Because of course, no one is that unlucky! Now, I want to hear some of your Not Me's. I promise it's very therapeutic!
OmGOSH girl. You KNOW of course that when you get time one of these days, there is a BOOK here. The dryer just takes the cake! What a story!
ReplyDeleteFire??? REally? Were the clothes ok? And the dryer? Seriously, you deserve about a week at a really nice spa!
ReplyDeleteA fire! So are all of her clothes ruined?
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